Any of u fine wielders of the quill fancy fun faire?

[lightdistiller]

Bring On The Creepy

What's the magic number?
Bottles of whiskey before the train wreck
Which button is it again for the lumbar?
Even if it kills me I'm gonna squeeze my ass
into this tactical spandex
N' the fresh faced pretty boys of the eighties
r' now creped faced pallor color zombies
So- ring on the peepers
string on the keepers
bring on the creepy

How much will it take to prolong all the fun?
Before parody becomes the well trodden norm
Can that guy from KISS still do that thing
with his tongue?
Bygones sleazin' thru expiration
oblivious to scorn
So- ring on the raspy
string on the naps please
bring on the creepy

Yes youth embrace youthful at heart
but c'mon's gotta be a time to hang it up
Givin' face- pearls of wisdom to impart
Ol' dog ain't never ever gonna be a pup
It's all so desperately needy
Yup-
bring on the creepy

Sugar babies keep uppin' the jack
to put a make on the taker
Some'd do it just fer braggin' rights
but it's really about the money
Pullin' pants up 'round yer chin
to accentuate yer saggin' moneymaker
Make 'em cringe with cutie n' sweetie
n' let's forget 'bout ever refer to as honey
ring on the pee pee
string on- this one fell asleep see?
thar ya be-
bring on the creepy

3-15-2020 Duncan R.M. Ferguson