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What is grief, if not love persevering?
Grief is just love with no place to go.
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Slept like a log last night … woke up in the fireplace.
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What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An Orca-stra.
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What's the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.
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What did the duck say when he got caught in a rainstorm? No big deal, it's just water off my back!
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They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian – they're not laughing now.
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Why was the sheep scared to enter the den of thieves? He was scared of being fleeced!
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What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
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What is grief, if not love persevering?
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Sorry if the last three have been a bit weak, they are my own invention, not from the website.
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Why do bears have hairy coats?
Fur protection.
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Why did the sailor take a hammer with him to the boat race? He thought that he would have to do a lot of tacking.
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This one is awesome!Gannon wrote:
What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An Orca-stra.
What is grief, if not love persevering?
Grief is just love with no place to go.
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Gannon wrote:Thanks rssllue, it's fun trying to make them up, here's another one,
Why did the sailor take a hammer with him to the boat race? He thought that he would have to do a lot of tacking.
Why is it easier for tall people to get jokes?
It is harder for them to go over their head.
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