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First time I heard that I laughed so hard I kicked the slats out of my crib.
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You apparently were a violent baby. :lol:
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I went through a lot of cribs, usually from listening to the bad jokes my Dad used to tell me. Some I didnt understand until I learned about the birds and the bees.

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Bighuey wrote:I went through a lot of cribs, usually from listening to the bad jokes my Dad used to tell me. Some I didnt understand until I learned about the birds and the bees.
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Dad jokes may hurt the forehead, but are usually pretty funny. :)
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rssllue wrote:Dad jokes may hurt the forehead, but are usually pretty funny. :)
My daughter just groans at my jokes. She thinks she's too beautiful to be disinherited. She *thinks* :lol:
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:lol:
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Ive told my kids some pretty bad jokes come to think of it. They would just look at me with a puzzled expression on their faces.
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Bighuey wrote:Ive told my kids some pretty bad jokes come to think of it. They would just look at me with a puzzled expression on their faces.
It's the language barrier :lol:
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More the humor barrier...they just don't get good humor nowadays. :lol:
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rssllue wrote:More the humor barrier...they just don't get good humor nowadays. :lol:
Oh dear :doh: :lol:
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What? :P
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Oh nothing :eusa-whistle:
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Spill it! Wait...not in here. No messes allowed!
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It's already been spilt :lol:
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:doh:
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