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Game - "If I were a..."

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Okay, here is a game....

You start out with "If I were a...." and then finish the sentence with whatever you want!!!

For example...

If I were a computer, I'd be an IBM that still runs 3½" floppy disks.
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If I were a book, every page would be pictures :lol:
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If I were a tool, I'd be a screwdriver :wink:

-- 09 Feb 2015, 00:20 --

(Cool thread. I shall call it "Frankenstein".)
"Reason is intelligence taking exercise. Imagination is intelligence with an erection" -- Victor Hugo.
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If I were a tooth, I'd be a canine...
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If I were a letter...I'd be zzzzzz
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If I were a baseball, I'd be a ground out to third.
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If I were a ninja...I wouldn't be here right now :shock:
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If I were a carrot, I'd be Gravy :wink:
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If I were gravy...where would I be?!
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If I was a poet, nobody would know it and I would probably blow it.
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If I were real, I'd be here
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If I were as rich as I am good looking....I am not sure that is even possible. but I might have a bigger house and a great car.
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If I were a desk, I'd be a rolltop. Cause that's how I roll. 8)
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If I were a dog I could scratch behind my ear with my foot.
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If I had a million dollars, I would tell people to send me a dollar and then I would tell them how I made my million dollars
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