Smugglers Arms --- Best Pub in Town!

[Gravy]

Youre right about barring aliens. Anyone with more of the usual appendages than normal, heads, arms and legs and eyeballs, should be told sorry bud, go back to Mongo or Space Nebula M or wherever youre from. The only problem is, could the pub be sued for discrimination?

Good point!


Marvins, martians, and all other aliens welcome!

Wimp. A little threat of litigation and your principles go right out the window!

Actually, I quite like aliens. It's mafiosos that I have a problem with.

[rssllue]

Marvin's won't be allowed! They always turn out to be aliens.

Ummhmm.

[Gravy]

[gali]

C0ldf1re, you have quite a competition!

What do you offer to loyal customers?

[rssllue]

Any grilled cheese sandwiches available?

[C0ldf1re]

Oh dear! The pub has been empty for a week.

I had better send Ronald-the-Rescue Hedgehog to break the alcoholics out of rehab!

[Bighuey]

Yep. Get those guys back the pub isnt the same without them.

[C0ldf1re]

Yes. We need our drinkers back. I'm trying to refine a Red Snapper recipe to try out.

[gali]

I am here. What on the menu?

[rssllue]

New menus?

[Bighuey]

I believe Ill have a inch thick sirloin steak, baked new potato with sour creme and real farm butter, a Caesar salad with organic only leafy greens and a side order of cheese and broccoli soup and some farm homemade wheat bread and a glass of high-dollar French champange. For dessert a generous piece of that famous Waldorf-Astoria Red Velvet Cake. Whats that you just told the cook? Hey bring this guy a hot dog and a can of cheap beer.

[rssllue]

I'll take the hot dog.

[C0ldf1re]

A new gin cocktail is on the way. Please be patient.

Sorry, BH, but I don't allow leafy greens in my pub. I was forced to eat them as a child, and I know they are poisonous.

Perhaps I won't bother to open tonight. Who can compete with Game of Thrones?

[rssllue]

You could always have a watch party there.

[gali]

Anybody home? I thought I will check out the competition. The other establishment is on a roll.